Chewbacca to Protect Against Scam/Spam Portal Attacks

Stephen Conroy’s recent ”spams and scams coming through the portal” gaffe has created quite some traction for the campaign against his idiotic plans for the internet. I was about to post a comment on a news article this morning, and discovered that The Age newspaper has come up with a clever plan to protect at least themselves from scams and spams, traversing the portal:

Take a look at the Captcha for the comment system. “Wookes”? Or is that “Wookiees”? Perhaps Chewbacca is the way to prevent scams and spams? Maybe he just howls at them as they come through the portal, protecting us from their evil scam/spam portal plans?

No? I find your lack of faith disturbing!