The Reason Your V/Line Train Runs Late

V/Line will always blame something other than themselves for their trains constantly running late. Well, I think I have found the main reason – they think they are sending trains to one location, when they are actually meant to be going to another location.

This ”updated track works notification” was just released, indicating track works will cause the replacement of some rail services with road coaches for over two weeks. Can anyone spot the problem?

Yes, that’s right – the updated notification advises that the track works on the Ballarat line will involve trains running to Bendigo and beyond! After the bungled announcement of the compulsory acquisition of up to 26 homes in Footscray for the upcoming Regional Rail Link project, I hope they remember to advise the residents of Ballarat that they now live in Bendigo!

Oh. My. God.